Computer hardware with preinstalled operating system software for environmental monitoring and oil and gas well observation in visual, infrared, and auditory spectra, storage of related data including images and video, and the automated neural network analysis of related data; Computer hardware with preinstalled software for automated object detection, testing, analyzing, monitoring, and reporting the presence of elements, chemicals, concentrations of gases and liquids, temperature, vibrations, and sounds for oil and gas wells, storage of related data including images and video, and the automated neural network analysis of related data; Scientific instruments, namely, electronic analyzers for measuring, testing, and detecting environmental pollutants for oil and gas wells, storage of related data including images and video, and the automated neural network analysis of related data; Computer-controlled apparatus for testing and measuring elements, chemicals, concentrations of gases and liquids, temperature, vibrations, and sounds for oil and gas wells, storage of related data including images and video, and the automated neural network analysis of related data not for medical purposes; Monitoring apparatuses and instruments, namely, electronic analyzers for testing, analyzing, and reporting the presence of elements, chemicals, concentrations of gases and liquids, temperature, vibrations, and sounds for oil and gas wells, storage of related data including images and video, and the automated neural network analysis of related data; Scientific instruments, namely, electronic analyzers for testing, analyzing, monitoring, and reporting the presence of elements, chemicals, concentrations of gases and liquids, temperature, vibrations, and sounds for oil and gas wells, storage of related data including images and video, and the automated neural network analysis of related data; None of the foregoing for use related to online elemental analysis software or to surveying, controlling, and measuring liquid and gas flows