Kits comprising printed materials and other humorous gift items related to marriage, aging and financial apocalypse, all sold as a unit, namely, humorous printed legal documents, printed apology notes, blank cards, blank note cards, printed obituary, eulogy, epitaph and gravestone- commendation forms, humorous greeting cards, charts, lists, stickers, bumper stickers, magnetized bumper stickers, paper labels, save the date party invitations, fill in the blank eulogy forms and living wills, place cards, paper costume jewelry, paper neckties, sample printed perfume testing sheets, dioramas, pre-moistened towelettes for cleaning, and clothing, namely, socks that resemble shoes and hats, and plastic or glass figurines, rings, perfume atomizer containers sold empty, directional compasses, earplugs, athletic equipment, namely, mouth guards and face masks, eye masks, beauty masks, and drinking glasses, namely, martini and shot glasses

Retail and wholesale store services and on-line retail and wholesale store services, which feature a variety of kits, each kit featuring, with its own humorous theme, an assortment of printed matter and materials, novelties, collectables, plastic articles and figurines made of plastic, toys, mirrors and glass items, clothing and novelties and accessories made from duct tape