Chemical formulations in the nature of coatings to safely prevent the adhesion of paints, inks, and other writing materials, including but not limited to spray car paints, spray paints, graffiti shadow, leather dye, marker pens, crayons, chalks, pens and pencils, to all surfaces, said surfaces comprising hard woods, soft woods, metals, including but not limited to aluminum, brass, and copper, glass, painted surfaces, stones, soft porous stones, bricks, marbles, asphalts, concretes, plastics, and fiberglass