clothing, namely, T-shirts, polo shirts, blouses, tops, fashion knit shirts, button-down shirts, long-sleeve T-shirts, tank tops, caps, jackets, coats, vests, ponchos, sweaters, sweatshirts, clothing ties, gloves, shorts, swim shorts, swimsuits, pants, fishing waders, overalls, coveralls, clothing bibs, dresses, skirts, sweat pants, sweatbands, head bands, hat, belts, scarves, undergarments, socks, and footwear, but excluding all caps and hats featuring shaded translucent bills or otherwise suggestive or imitative of sunglasses, eyeglasses, or eyewear